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Showing posts with label Joke Blog. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joke Blog. Show all posts
Friday, 13 January 2012

My random week

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May Nan used to be fond of her little sayings any time anything strange happened to her. "There's nowt queer as folk" or ...
Friday, 6 May 2011

The problem with airplanes

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A passenger of mine recently sent me an email about some engineers reports who had been sent in by the pilots when they had noticed a proble...
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Thursday, 21 April 2011

Unwanted souvenirs

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We've all been there. Caught up in a haze of good times and enjoyment we've bought some strange little souvenir from some dodgy stre...
Monday, 18 April 2011

Lifes imponderable questions

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I was speaking to a customer yesterday who had booked a cruise with me a couple of weeks ago. He'd checked the price of the cruise yeste...
Thursday, 10 March 2011

Name your own cruise ship.........

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It's a busy time at the moment in the cruising world. We're all getting ready for the cruises 2012 release, there's new ships b...
Tuesday, 15 February 2011

How much fuel does a cruise ship use?

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A client asked me the other day how much fuel a cruise ship uses on an average voyage compared to his car. I wasn’t sure what to tell him a...
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Sunday, 23 January 2011

Cruise Line Livery's

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A customer of mine has just come back from a cruise onboard the NCL Jade . It was the first time he'd booked a cruise onboard an NCL s...
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Monday, 6 December 2010

19 days to go!

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Only 19 days now! We’re down to the teens now. Something a bit more cheerful for you today. Read on for your advent treat. Try not to groan...
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Sunday, 24 October 2010

My Top Ten Pumpkin Carvings

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So, how was everybodys weekend? It's been a busy one at my house over the last couple of days. Harry, my two year old son, no doubt insp...
Friday, 22 October 2010

A Cruise Joke for You

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A blonde walks into a travel agents shop and asks for a last minute deal on a cruise ship. “Certainly Madame” said the travel agent, “we...
Monday, 20 September 2010

Cheap Flights

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A client forwarded this to me the other day and I have to admit it made me smile. If anyone has ever tried to book cheap flights on the inte...
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Friday, 17 September 2010

Top ten ways you can tell you’re on a three star cruise ship……………………………

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1. When the beggars at the different ports see you disembarking and offer you money. 2. When the McDonalds you buy on shore is better than ...
Thursday, 16 September 2010

Top ten ways you can tell you’re on a six star luxury cruise ship…………………

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1. Anything advertised as ‘on sale’ still seems to cost roughly the same as the national debt of a small third world country. 2. Everyone ...
Wednesday, 15 September 2010

Top ten ways you can tell your on an Italian cruise ship…………………………

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1. You can have a conversation with a stranger comprised entirely of facial expressions, hand gestures and no words. 2. Someone you’ve jus...
Tuesday, 14 September 2010

Top ten ways to tell you’re on an American cruise ship…………..

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1. A pizza can be delivered to your cabin faster than the doctor can get there. 2. People are ordering double cheese burgers, large frie...
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Monday, 13 September 2010

Top ten ways to tell you’re on a British Cruise ship………………

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1. Everyone knows how to (correctly) pronounce Edinburgh, Buckinghamshire, Welwyn Garden City, Loughborough and Gloucester. 2. Tea is a dr...
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Wednesday, 8 September 2010

A Very British Cruise

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A regular passenger called me up yesterday and said they were fed up of all these foreign cruise ships and wanted me to book them a 'pro...
Thursday, 2 September 2010

Which Passenger are You?

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Thanks have to go to Moss Travel TV, a Ships Cat member of our forums who posted this last month. I've only just read it and thought it ...
Tuesday, 17 August 2010

Political Correctness Gone Mad

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I was at nursery last Saturday with my little lad and just before we leave there the Nursery Nurse always does song time. Harry wanted to si...
Wednesday, 11 August 2010

Americans, you gotta love em!

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As you can imagine I get sent loads of junk emails from friends, anything regarding cruises or ships always gets forwarded on to me. The fol...