Sneaking alcohol on a cruise ship - Part 2

I wrote a post over a year ago, (slightly tongue in cheek), designed to help anyone looking to sneak alcohol onto a cruise ship using a rum runner, (you can read the post here). I thought I'd let you all know that there's been an update to help anyone looking to sneak on the booze...............

As I stated in my last post I'm not looking to get involved in the debate on whether it's right or not to bring alcohol onto a ship yourself, this article is for information purposes only.
I'm also going to warn you about what can happen if a cruise line catches you at this. Normally if it's only a small amount of alcohol, say one bottle of wine, security will let you on. However they are well within their rights to take the alcohol off you and return it at the end of the cruise or, in extreme circumstances, you can be refused boarding with a 0% refund - You have been warned!
That being said, if you are looking to avoid the cruise lines bar bills you may want to try out one of these products............

The wine rack is a bra with false pockets in it that can be filled with a liquid of your choice, so unless the security guard is really thorough with his pat down you should be fine. It comes with two bladders, each capable of holding 25 ounces of a liquid of your choice. If you're interested in it they cost $29.95 and can be purchased by following this link here.

Are you a male cruiser also worried about the price of drinks on a cruise ship? Don't feel the wine rack bra would be suitable for yourself? Not to worry, just buy the beer belly for men!
It will fit anyone up to a height of 6ft 8" with a waist size under 40" and will again cost just $29.95. Click here to purchase

Happy cruising