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Thursday, 29 April 2010

I am the very model of a Modern Cruise Consultant




I am the very model of a modern cruise consultant
I have information, maritime, nautical, resultant
I know all the cruise ships, and I quote them alphabetical
From Azura to Oceana in order theoretical.

I'm very well acquainted too, with matters mathematical
I understand deck plans, both the simple and quadratical
About cheap deals I'm teeming with a lot o'news
With many cheerful facts about the Fred Olsen crews

With many cheerful facts about the Fred Olsen crews
With many cheerful facts about the Fred Olsen crews
With many cheerful facts about the Fred Olsen crews

I'm very good at up to date volcano news
I know the exact dates on the transatlantic cruise
In short in matters maritime, nautical resultant
I am the very model of a modern cruise consultant

In short, in matters maritime, nautical resultant
He is the very model of a modern cruise consultant

I know all our history, P&O and Cunards
I answer hard questions; I've a pretty taste for flight cruise
I quote in perfect order itineries for a river cruise
I even calm worried passengers depressed and in the blues

I can tell undoubted deals from the quotes of competitors
And dispel the nay saying of our land based discreditors
Then I can hum in perfect euphoria
And whistle all the airs aboard the good ship Victoria

And whistle all the airs aboard the good ship Victoria
And whistle all the airs aboard the good ship Victoria
And whistle all the airs aboard the good ship Victoria

Then I can write and post a perfect boarding ticket
And recommend day excursions so that you'll want to stick at it
In short in matters maritime, nautical resultant
I am the very model of a modern cruise consultant

In short, in matters maritime, nautical resultant
He is the very model of a modern cruise consultant

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