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Thursday 3 June 2010

Genuine complaints to travel agents

All of the below are genuine complaints made either to us or to other travel agents (some I have collected from different sources off the web). Thought it might make you all smile.

We bought genuine ‘Ray-Ban’ sunglasses for five Euros from a street trader, only to find out they were fake when we got home.
We booked an excursion to a water park but no one told us we had to bring our swimming costumes and towels.
On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food at all.
It’s lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during ’siesta’ time – this should be banned.
I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.
I was bitten by a mosquito – no-one said they could bite.
We had to queue outside with no air conditioning.
We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as yellow but it was white.
The beach was too sandy.
A woman threatened to call police after claiming that she’d been locked in by staff. When in fact, she had mistaken the “do not disturb” sign on the back of the door as a warning to remain in the room.
There are too many Spanish people. The receptionist speaks Spanish. The food is Spanish. There was too many foreigners.
The brochure stated: ‘No hairdressers at the accommodation’. We’re trainee hairdressers – will we be OK staying here?
My fiancé and I booked a twin-bedded cabin but we were placed in a double-bedded cabin. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked.
Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women.
It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England it only took the Americans three hours to get home.
No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled.

Happy Cruising

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