Just had your pocket picked?
Need to relieve your frustration but just can’t find the right words?
Well here's a handy guide for you all when in port.
Obviously for age appropriate reasons I can only include some of the milder words, but I’m sure if you say them in the right tone your intended target will get the right idea. By the way, I’ve checked these out on a couple of websites and they seem correct but I can’t guarantee you’re not actually telling someone that your great grandmother was a moose. If anyone knows any more, funny insults please add them below.
Keep it clean please folks.
Danish
Braend I helvede – Burn in hell
Doe nu narroev – Die already, jackass
Hold kaeft - Shut up.
Dum - Stupid
Klam - Disgustingly ugly
Du stinker - You smell
Norwegian
Helvete - Hell
Faen - Damn
Fleskepanne - meathead
Støgging - someone extremely ugly
Stikk og heng deg - go hang yourself
Din teiting - you are stupid
Dumming - someone who is stupid
German
Dummes Huhn - stupid chicken
Depp - idiot
Schweinebacke - double crossing so and so
Dumpfbacke - idiot (mainly for female)
Croatian (useful for Dubrovnik)
U tri pichke materine - God damn it!
Gloopan - idiot
French
Con comme une bite - really stupid
Allez a enfer/va a enfer - go to hell. This is quite an old expression that has now fallen out of usage, so you might get a few funny looks using it.
Irish
Cailleach - Old hag, witch
Damnú ort - Damn you
Is cuma liom sa diabhal - I don't give a damn
Ní mórán thú - You're worthless
Imeacht gan teacht ort - May you leave without returning
Got a cruise to the Med booked? Try using some of these.
Greek
Vlaca - stupid (noun), moron
As to thialo - Go to hell
Kolos – Ass
Spanish
Chorra, Pinnus – Stupid
Payaso – Clown
Italian
No me interesso un cazzo - I don't give a damn
Off to the Baltics? This might come in useful in St. Petersburg
Russia
K Chortoo - go to hell
Sraka - an ass
Zaebal - you have bored me a lot
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