Thanks have to go to Moss Travel TV, a Ships Cat member of our forums who posted this last month. I've only just read it and thought it was hilarious, so come on , be honest which one are you. And please don't get offended it's just a bit of tounge in cheek humour.
· The pusher inners – those who can’t be bothered to queue and simply push in.
· The ten bob millionaires – those who brag about having been on ‘umpteen’ cruises and being soooo lardy dar.
· The loud mouthed critics – those who openly and loudly broadcast their disdain for things that are perfectly fine to most other people.
· The talkers – those who talk through the shows oblivious to the fact that other people are trying to watch them.
· The walkers – those who walk through the show lounge during performances.
· The latecomers – those who come into the show lounge very late (after the performance has started) then take the only available seats straight in front of you, thus blocking your view.
· The sunbed hoggers – those who put towels on sunbeds then bugger off on trips for the day.
· The food wasters – those who pile up their plates to the max then leave half of it.
· The noisy bedroom buddies – those who haven’t realised or have forgotten that the walls between cabins are VERY thin and that a normal conversation, snoring, giggling and canoodling is perfectly audible next door.
· The ignoramuses – those who think they are above saying please and thank you to the staff and fellow passengers.
· The power walkers – those who strut energetically around deck making the rest of the passengers feel guilty.
So come on people have you recognised any fellow passengers amongst this list, or can you think of anymore that need adding?
Happy Cruising
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