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The top ten reasons for keeping Christmas alive.

10. Without Christmas, the candied fruit market would collapse!
9. Without Christmas, our slow, uneventful lives would have no stress whatsoever!
8. Without Christmas, barking dogs wouldn't have a music career!
7. Without Christmas, Santa would only be a really weird fat guy with poor fashion sense!
6. Without Christmas, there would be no Christmas bonuses!
5. Without Christmas, you'd have to waste money buying all your own underwear and socks!
4. Without Christmas, your cat would never know the joy of coughing up tinsel!
3. Without Christmas, December would feel a lot like February!
2. Without Christmas, Eggnog becomes just a disgusting beverage!
1. Without Christmas when else could you show your family how much you love them, (what it's Christmas I'm allowed to be a bit schmaltzy).