Only 17 days now…..

Have you been naughty or nice this year? Does Santa have you on the naughty list? Check below to see if you’re getting any presents this year.


You know you’re on the naughty list when your letter to Santa comes back stamped with "Dream on".

You know you’re on the naughty list when, along with presents, Santa leaves a bill for shipping and handling.

You know you’re on the naughty list when you check under the tree and all Santa has left you is half a pack of cigarettes.

You know you’re on the naughty list when there’s nothing inside the wrapping except an empty box and the polystyrene filler.

You know you’re on the naughty list when on Christmas day, you wake up with a Reindeer head in your bed.

You know Santa doesn’t like you when you find out your not the naughty or nice list; and then you find out he has a third ‘loser’ list; and only your names on it.

You know you’re on the naughty list when the first words after you sit on his lap are "Touch the beard and I'll put the hurt on you."

You know you're on the naughty list when Santa comes down the chimney with an elf bodyguard.

You know you're on the naughty list when Santa won't leave his sleigh unattended on your roof.

So are you on the naughty or nice list this year? Fell free to post below if you can come up with any more ideas.

Merry Christmas